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Sprite TV 3! Sprite TV 3!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Absolutely do a fourth

Great stuff. I'd definitely do a fourth one if I were you. My favorite one in this was the Frogger sketch.


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TheNightSantaWentCrazy TheNightSantaWentCrazy

Rated 5 / 5 stars

EPIC

I absolutely loved it. The Madness part was genius, and I loved how you snuck in B in that one scene.

5'd, 10'd, Fav'd.



- ClockShowdown - - ClockShowdown -

Rated 5 / 5 stars

One word.

EPIC


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Recent Game Reviews


IndestructoTank! IndestructoTank!

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Good game.

Very good game. I enjoyed it. One thing I think would make it better would be if the tank didn't explode in midair - either that or you didn't have to wait until you hit the ground to get exp. I say this because I would often have gotten enough exp to level up, but I would run out of fuel before I could reach the ground and deposit it.

Still, great game. Looking forward to the sequel.



Battle with the flower Battle with the flower

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Bleah.

Mediocre at best. The two attacks are too similar, you need to make one more powerful than the other, but also make it harder to pull off. Plus, the enemy has no animation when it's hit, so half the time you can't tell if you're even damaging them. Also, when they die, it just goes straight to the next screen with no death animation. Lastly, there's only one thing to do - fight a few battles with the flower dude. You could at least give us more characters, perhaps ones that are unlocked by beating Arcade Mode.


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Turbo Heavy Metal Spirit Turbo Heavy Metal Spirit

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Abysmal

Absolutely atrocious.

To start, playing with the keyboard is impossible. And I can almost say that literally. Simply put, the bike does not turn nearly as sharply as it should when using the keyboard. No matter how perfectly you do everything, you _will_ hit the outside wall of the turn. Also, your bike doesn't go anywhere near as fast as your opponents - I was hard pressed to even get into 5th place! And you start at 6th!

Playing with the mouse is a little better, but still not great. The turning is improved, but it still isn't sharp enough for some of the tighter turns. You do go faster with the mouse, but not fast enough to get into 1st, from what I can tell. All in all, the controls need major tweaking.

The graphics are also terrible. I mean, the 3D effects were nice, but those horrible 2D backdrops absolutely killed it for me. The game would have honestly looked a lot better without them.

Lastly, the depth was seriously lacking. You can either do a race or do a race with a different control scheme. Either way, the game tells you your time and place at the end, and then you're done. No unlocking, no story, no further levels, just one race and you're done.

Needs some serious rethinking.


Recent Audio Reviews


BEST GUITAR SOLO BEST GUITAR SOLO

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Very nice.

I must say, this is by far the most amazing piece I have ever heard that was created with this instrument. I never knew such music could be created by scraping a running chainsaw against a refrigerator door.

Oh, wait, you were trying to play an electric guitar? Oh, dear...

Honestly, man. Listen to this. Does it really sound good to you? Would you want to hear this in your favorite song? I realize it can be hard to fairly judge your own creations, but really man. Really. I thought my speakers had shorted out at first.


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Thrash King || Kirby's DL Thrash King || Kirby's DL

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I am not worthy!

Stunning. Absolutely stunning. The best song I've heard on Newgrounds.

...well, in the audio portal. Ultimate Showdown trumps all. <_<



Requiem For a Dream Remix prvw Requiem For a Dream Remix prvw

Rated 5 / 5 stars

O_o

Ho...ly...CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!

When is the full version coming out!? I must know! This is Godly!